Aaawww, this little guy is so cute. He looks like such an adorable, lovable bunny. What an innocent grin…or is it? Behind that grin is a killer rabbit with sharp fangs to match! Go to sleep with a cuddly bunny and awake with a monster at your throat. Comes with it’s own box for safe keeping. Very Important! Do not open box close to rabbit’s head. This is incorrect, and fool-hardy. Instead, gently pry open the rear of the box. Poke rabbit gently with long pole, and retreat to a safe location, such as Finland. Caution: the rabbit is a burrowing animal accustomed to turning quickly in enclosed spaces. This one’s faster than most. Use all due caution. Ideally, convince a family relative you strongly dislike to open the box for you. Do NOT tug the rabbit’s tail, or attempt to rub noses with the rabbit while calling it a “cute little bunny-wunny.” This has proven fatal in most customer surveys. Features two distinct looks:1. The bottom and roof of his mouth has velcro attached to keep his jaws shut. This hides his fiendish fangs and makes him appear sweet.2. The velcro being unattached reveals his big pointy teeth and exposes his killer persona.Monty Python Killer Rabbit w/ Big Pointy Teeth Plush Toy

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Meet Brian van Hoose: Savant, Living Hackmaster, Encyclopedia, Rules Lawyer.The first plush toy ever based on the classic Knights of the Dinner Table magazine. This 9-inch plush is of Brian Van Hoose, the phenomenal master of the Hackmaster RPG. It is fully approved by Jolly R. Blackburn, and is the first in a series featuring all the characters from Knights of the Dinner Table.

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This poor fellow needs a hand– or is it a leg? It’s time to have fun with dismemberment! From Monty Python’s The Quest for the Holy Grail, comes this 14-inch Black Knight Plush. He features amusing details from the very special universe of Monty Python, including Velcro-assisted memberment and dismemberment. In the process of defending his territory, your knight may occasionally part with one or all of his limbs. Don’t panic! This is a natural defense mechanism on the part of the knight, and rarely fatal. This guy is one sure way to get a leg up on your friends! Take care of your knight. Like a hamster, the Black Knight enjoys his solitude and doesn’t get along well with others of his kind. Or, truth be known, with others at all. The knight does best in an environment of pathways, bridges, escalators, or other thoroughfares. Naturally territorial, he will fiercely defend his chosen area against all other knights, door-to-door salesmen, or unsuspecting souls headed down the hall to use the restroom (one reason why Black Knights are so popular at frat parties).

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Cthulhu Small Plush Figure is 6″ tall and 6″ wide. The eyes are red with black pupils and are made of hard plastic. On the back of this plush set wings that are 4″ tall and 2 1/2″ wide.

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You’ll love to torture him! Tear off one of the Black Knight’s arms or legs and you’ll see a bloody stump and hear a unique quote. How’s that for interactive dismemberment fun? Each limb features a different quote. You’ll hear phrases like ‘Tis but a scratch’ and ‘I’ll bite your legs off!’

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Officially licensed Monty Python and the Holy Grail plush The bottom and roof of his mouth has velcro attached to keep his jaws shut. This hides his fiendish fangs and makes him appear lovable. Unattach the velcro to reveal his big pointy teeth. Measures approximately 26-inches long., Manufacturer: Toy Vault

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